Eat, Sleep, Study Chinese, Repeat Chinese Mug

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The characters say "xue zhongwen" meaning "Study Chinese".

Studying Chinese? This is for you. Wake up in the morning, like as soon as the alarm rings, fill this mug to the brim with liquid consciousness and then immediate studying of Chinese flashcards. Like I’m studying flashcards so fast that I’m hitting the next flashcard button like a possessed woodpecker. As soon as anyone tries to stop me, BOOM, welcome to my greased body that’s like trying to grab soap off of a state pen shower floor. I’d be so hard to get a hold of that it would be like trying to nail gelatin to the wall. Using your sumo palm strikes to stop me? Say goodbye to your knee caps as I dropkick them in like a SWAT member busting down a door, wooden frame still intact, unsuspecting drug dealer sprinting through the back door. Try to overpower me with your romance languages? I’d lift you up like a Rafiki lifting up a baby lion in a special VHS release and slam you down like a pog on a schoolyard playground. I’d have so much juice running through me that the CIA wouldn’t know whether to open up a new branch for mutants or sell me to a heavy metal band so they could snort me. All the while, I’m studying Chinese.

It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy

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